a few years ago [JOKE]

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in USA.
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some
Basic English conversation training before he visited
Washington and met president Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori: "Prime Minister, when you
shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are
you'.Then Mr. Clinton should say, " I am fine, and
you?"
Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we,
translators, will do all the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the! truth is.... When Mori
met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who are you?". Mr.
Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react
with humour: "Well, I am Hilary's husband,
ha..ha..ha.." Then Mori replied confidently "Me too,
ha..ha..ha.." Then there was a long silence in the
meeting room.

Suatu malam, tentara amerika dan gadis rusia sedang bercinta.
Saat sebelum bercinta, si orang Amerika makan jeruk dan mengumpulkan kembali kulitnya
rusia: buat apa kulit jeruknya dikumpulin lagi??
amerika: di amrik, kami mengolah kulit jeruk biar jadi jeruk lagi, trus diekspor ke rusia
Pas setelah bercinta, si gadis rusia ini membersihkan kembali kondom bekasnya dan mengantonginya
amerika: buat apa kondom bekasnya diambil lagi??
rusia: di rusia, kami mengolah kondom bekas biar jadi permen karet, trus diekspor ke amrik
amerika:???????????????